My Lion King Forum

Fast food, what is that? Food that goes on the run when you try to eat it? *confuzzled*

Do you want to scratch someone's eyes out?

EWWW No...Do know how messy the blood would make my claws.

Have you thought about becoming a Vegetarian?

I wouldn't mind trying.

Do you want a lolly?

Sure, but you'll have to hold it for me. Otherwise having one would be too much work.

Aside from the indecent with The Crocodiles, how do you feel about swimming?

I am hydrophobic, so I don't like water or getting wet in general.

Do you want a milk bottle?

I am too old and sophisticated to drink milk anymore.

* Whispers in MeatalHearts Ear * Meet me at the back of Pride Rock and make sure the milk is warm.

Do you like to be petted?

No! >:U

Do you want your tail amputated?

No I love my gorgeous tail.

Aside from keeping your claws sharp are there any other beauty secrets that you would like to share.

No, I am perfect and that's no secret.

Do you want to go potty?

Uh...I'm far to beautiful to have to do that...Now I have to go and...Take a walk...somewhere that is not here...that only I can go to.

You have not been on The Lion Guard lately. Are you in a contract dispute?