My Lion King Forum

I knew my responsibilities but I had a different way to manage my kingdom

Did you really choose Kovu to be the next king? Why not Nuka?

Oh dear , the poor nuka. His mane was as developped as his brain. Unfortunately , in spite of lacking my brain , he also ended in the shallow end of the gene pool when it comes to muscles. How could he become a ruler having only downsides ? kovu on the other end... muscular , far from stupid , he was one of a kind.

What did you enjoy the most as ruler ?

Well, there was little to enjoy in my waking hours, between those traitorous lionesses lamenting their special Mufasa and the hyenas daring to accuse me of breaking my promises (which, while we are on the topic, I will say was not my fault). At the very least, though, they finally came to submit before my power.

What was your relationship with Vitani like?

She was born after I was killed by my pathetic nephew and those treacherous hyenas. What do you think my relationship with her was like, you warthog-brained idiot?

If there was one thing you could have changed, what is it?

May I ask you if you still like Zira?

Never really liked her in the first place!

Have you read some of the things Zazu has said about you? What do you think about it?

Yes, I have heard of them. Childish and insolent comments, if you ask me.

Since Simba has returned and the Hyenas betrayed you, what are you going to do now?

I think I may go into a semi-retirement for a while... an evil beach holiday sounds good right now. But I shall still PLOT! Or maybe take up yoga.

How's your PRIDE?

I'd never let it down.

What do you think of Simba's new rule that Zazu's rights are now the monkey's and he has to live with him? Did you hear that they do humiliating things to him like put him in diapers and turn him into an action figure?

It's probably the only good decision he's ever made

What do you think about these people asking the other characters if they think you're childish? And what do you think about the fact that most of these characters have agreed you are childish?