Wait, was the last one you wrote supposed to be a serious entry, then? I honestly couldn't tell.
If you actually intend on submitting it to the contest you should submit it to DG through PM once you're happy with it. We've always run this contest in such a way that you don't know who wrote what, just in case there's any bias.
BTW, DG, I might try to get an entry in this weekend. No need to wait for me though, just letting you know.