Ask Simba

[Luken]

Cause i was a messy eater and they think I would be overweight if i stuff myself

*poke simba's belly* "But your are overweight" Simba does Sarabi still try to bath you even now?

[OuRaion]

Yes, every now and then. It's creepy.

Going to lose any weight?

[Luken]

Grrr Yes i am going have to lose some weight


So how are you going to lose the weight

[Bloodspill]

I'm planning to do some jogging in the morning, before the sun rises, so everyone will be sleeping.

Did you ever ask Rafiki what kind of excercises could help your losing weight? Does he produce any special slimming meds?

[Kal]

He just has a high natural metabolism..

Will you jog with an iPod?

[Bloodspill]

Uh...no. I tried to, but it was hard to run around with those cables tangled in my mane, and it was still falling out So I'm sticking to natural music. Singing birds and stuff.

Are you a good runner?

[OuRaion]

Nope. Too overweight. Terrible at running. I'm better at lying down and being lazy.

Maybe you should eat less?

[Bloodspill]

Hell...I'm trying, but mommy always told I must eat when I'm hungry and I can't help I'm so hungry...

Well Simba, maybe you should find any hobby?

[OuRaion]

I'm too lazy to find a hobby.

Do your subjects wonder how you got so overweight?

[Kal]

Maths does, but English and Chemistry don't really care.

Was that a human-type joke? :0