Things you should NEVER say to Kiara.

[InsaneSeagull]

You are so stupid and ugly. Kovu was pretending to love you you just to become a king.

[Woeler]

Did you know that the number of cubs your parents have is exactly equal to your IQ, what an amazing coincidence!

[Noah]

I totally agree with your problems Jasmine...I mean Ariel...I mean...ugh, you princesses are all alike.

[DGFone]

So when are you going to patent your lifestyle so that you can make billions off all others just like you?

[Noah]

^Good one!

I think Zira chose death because her other option was living in a pride with you.

[Noah]

You say that Simba is no Mufasa, but The New York Times says you will NEVER be Simba!

[quote="The October 23, 1998 edition of The New York Times"]Kiara is a colorless, indistinct character. She's not as bright as Belle in ''Beauty and the Beast'' or even as vehemently willful as Ariel in ''The Little Mermaid.'' And she's certainly no Simba. She fills the cookie-cutter role pleasantly enough, when she could have done much more.[/quote]

[TheLionPrince]

You are a rare case of how the apple 'falls far from the tree'.

[Buffy]

Your hunting skills are so bad, none of the animals are even afraid of you anymore. Wimp!