Simba is really lax on Kion.

[Elton John]

I can see the conversations between Simba and Kion now.

Kion: Dad, what was it like in pride rock when you were a cub?

Simba: Not much different than it is now. Except for the part where random animals didn’t get killed by random acts of mother nature every 5 seconds. Not many falling rocks, mudslides, floods or other things like that happening.

Kion: Wow! On a daily basis I nearly get myself killed trying to rescue tomorrows dinner. Thankfully we sing happy songs about it.

Simba: There was a time when I fell into the watering hole and your mother had to rescue me. We sang a song about it. Others joined in.

Kion: That sounds uh....

Simba: And when I was your age I needed Zazu just to accompany me to the watering hole with your mom. One time we sang a song just to trick zazu. We went to the elephant graveyard. Got in big trouble because we almost got killed.

Kion: Reminds me of the time I went to the outlands and met my hyena friend Jasiri.

Simba: WHAT YOU WENT INTO THE OUTLANDS AND BEFRIENDED A HYENA?!?!?!

Kion: We sang a song about friendship.

Simba: Oh I guess that makes it ok.

Kion: Then another time I almost got killed by Zira in the Outlands

Simba: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Kion: We.... sang a song?

Simba: That makes everything ok.

Kion: and remember the time I brought back the guy who killed your dad, in spirit form?

Simba: ...

Kion: He sang a song?

Simba: Oh ok.

Kion: So is it ok for me to go the outlands tomorrow for poker and beer with Kimba the white lion?

Simba: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR BEER

Kion: But there will be singing.

Simba: Ok I guess.

Kion: Yay!

[Panpardus]

I couldn't decide if I was going to read this in Simba's Lion King voice or his Lion Guard voice.

Either way, I'm still waiting on the conversations about Kion's Outlands escapades...

[TTB-Kun]

I know this should only be funny, and it is, but stil

[quote]And when I was your age I needed Zazu just to accompany me to the watering hole with your mom. One time we sang a song just to trick zazu. We went to the elephant graveyard. Got in big trouble because we almost got killed.[/quote]

technically simba at kion age was already with timon and pumba since he left when he was much younger than kion is now in tlg

sorry, my inner perfectionist bothers me on this ting, i can't help myself

[Elton John]

We don’t really know any of the exact ages for the characters, all we can do is make educated guesses. I know the two weren’t exactly the same age but I took a few liberties for the sake of a joke.

[SimbasGuard]

I hope you don't mind Elton John, but I got an idea from this comment:

[quote="Elton John"]Kion: So is it ok for me to go the outlands tomorrow for poker and beer with Kimba the white lion?

Simba: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR BEER

Kion: But there will be singing.

Simba: Ok I guess.

Kion: Yay![/quote]

Simba: Wait if Kimba is in The Outlands. Kion Bring The Lion Guard to the poker game and I will come with you.

Kion: That will be great, but why?

Simba: Because after the game is over, we can work together with Kimba and capture The Outsiders.

Kion: Awesome! then I can claim Vitani as a spoil of war and we...

Simba: WHAT!

Kion: Uhh...Can...Sing a song together.

Simba: Oh well then, Think Again Son.

Kion:

[zerodix]

what do you mean by "Simba is really lax on Kion?" (i just don't know the word lax)

[SimbasGuard]

[quote="zerodix"]i just don't know the word lax[/quote]

[quote="Google"] lax
adjective
not sufficiently strict, severe, or careful.
"lax security arrangements at the airport" [/quote]