so how does this ‘great kings of the past’ thing work anyway
Posted: April 4th, 2018, 11:46 pm
the way I see it, when a ‘lion king’ dies they either go to lion heaven or lion hell. Mufasa went to lion heaven, scar went to lion hell (according to gary larson, hell has cold coffee while heaven you get a harp. I like to believe this applies to lion heaven and lion hell as well.). Normal lions can go to either as well, but great kings get the bonus of being able to chat with royal lions who are still alive, or be used as weaponry against hyenas in super rawr form.
Now a great king could be talking to God, Moses, Babe Ruth or maybe even Weird Al (I know he’s not dead, but Hank Hill thinks he’s dead) and suddenly they’re summoned to chat with a living lion. After that summoning, they go back and need to catch up on whatever topic they missed out on.
A great king who went to hell might be eating a scorpion sandwich before being summoned in a volcano hellfire.
BUT IS THIS THE TRUTH
What about the great members of ‘Queen’of the past? I know that Freddie Mercury can go between human heaven and lion heaven because he’s Freddie Mercury.
Now a great king could be talking to God, Moses, Babe Ruth or maybe even Weird Al (I know he’s not dead, but Hank Hill thinks he’s dead) and suddenly they’re summoned to chat with a living lion. After that summoning, they go back and need to catch up on whatever topic they missed out on.
A great king who went to hell might be eating a scorpion sandwich before being summoned in a volcano hellfire.
BUT IS THIS THE TRUTH
What about the great members of ‘Queen’of the past? I know that Freddie Mercury can go between human heaven and lion heaven because he’s Freddie Mercury.