Corrupt a Wish

[Kitva Hyperlink]

Granted but you get old and wish you were dead.
I wish I was the best flyer in the world, i only stay in earths atmosphere, I can survive with little oxygen and there is no jealousy. And noting bad happens to me.

[TheBlackCatCrossing]

^Wish granted but you will get bored.

LOL at the people trying to cover the holes.

I wish I didn't have to exercise and worry about food and calories.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

You get so skinny you become an anerexic.
I wish I was the best flyer in the world, i only stay in earths atmosphere, I can survive with little oxygen and there is no jealousy. And noting bad happens to me. And I don't get bored.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but not completely. And you fly into a mountain again.

I wish that MLP didn't excist.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

Granted, but there is a replacement show just like it
I wish I was the best flyer in the world, i only stay in earths atmosphere, I can survive with little oxygen and there is no jealousy. And noting bad happens to me. And I don't get bored and the wish is completely granted.

[SlayerOfLight]

granted, except for the last two requests. Therefore, you crash into the same mountain again.

I wish the replacement of MLP is not as bad as MLP itself.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

mlp is a good show and you will like it. They re-invent MLPand rainbow dash comes out of the screen and drops you fro 100ft in the air.
I wish I was the best flyer in the world, i only stay in earths atmosphere, I can survive with little oxygen and there is no jealousy. And noting bad happens to me. And I don't get bored and the wish is completely granted. and not one single part isn't granted.

[OuRaion]

You start flying then get sucked into an aeroplane.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

^defys the laws of my wish. "And nothing happens to me.
You get them, but they kill you.

[SlayerOfLight]

I slay Rainbow Dash and throw what is left of her for the vultures. And now I wish I recorded it on a videotape.