Off Topic Writing Contest #4

[Carl]

I have one entry in. There are 3 more days to write, approximately. QE, if you can get something in, that would be awesome. Everyone else, it would be awesome if y'all entered as well. Come on now!

[Carl]

Okay now, y'all... this is the FINAL extension. If no one else enters by January 16, 2016, the one entry that I've received will win by default...

Let's not let that happen guys. It's not much of a contest if there's nothing to vote on.