by Azdgari » July 25th, 2018, 10:42 pm
Timon cracked up. "Lemme tell ya' buddy, you've got some exotic tastes. No, see, Pumbaa and I here, we're just your everyday folks. But don't you worry," he winked at Pumbaa, "When you're with us, you'll eat like a king. You see these bad boys?"
Timon pried a small rock from the dirt to reveal a writhing mass below. Ignoring the cub's cringe, he plucked a long worm and held it up. "You see this guy? This guy here is a pure jungle delicacy." Timon sucked up the worm, which was nearly the length of Timon's whole body, with a disgustingly wet slurp. "Oh man, that is good." He plucked a thicker beetle and held it up. "Oh, you gotta try this crunchy-gooey delight. Pumbaa's favorite." Sensing Simba's reluctance, he shoved it in the cub's nose. "C'mon! You're a growing boy!"