Corrupt a Wish

[it means no worries]

Granted, but you'd focus so hard on it that you'd forget all other languages.

I wish I had a free TV.

[Marizzle]

Granted, but it'd stop working after a week.

I wish I could travel the world.

[existentialnihilist]

Granted but you are forcibly removed from the plane as it is overbooked (was initially going to go with plane crash but figured it was too morbid )

I wish for a wallet that provides an unlimited stream of money

[The Spirit of Life]

Granted, but your wallet would get stolen.

I wish to be able to read minds.

[Littlefoot]

Granted. You find out your best friend hates you.

I'm going to go easy for my wish:
I wish I had a car.

[SwagaliciousXXX]

Granted. But everytime you need to go somewhere, the car teleports to an inconvenient spot on top of buildings, inside a tree etc.

I wish that Half-Life 3 would release already.

[Littlefoot]

Granted. But everytime you need to go somewhere, the car teleports to an inconvenient spot on top of buildings, inside a tree etc.

Nice one! I could've rattled a million corruptions of that wish off the top of my head, but certainly not that one!

I wish that Half-Life 3 would release already.

Granted. Enjoy playing a half-done video game!

I wish I had a Nikon D850

[SwagaliciousXXX]

Granted. But when you take a photo/video of people, their clothes come out pixelated so it looks like a bad-looking censor.

I wish Frightfur's would get better a boss monster than Frightfur Chimera! So bad.

[Littlefoot]

Granted, but the boss monster is only a tiny bit better.

Btw, I mostly do landscapes, so that pixelated clothing thing wouldn't even matter

I wish I had $100,000,000USD and for it to be real.

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but you are only limited to taking out $100 per month.

I wish I could meet all my favorite singers.